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gilliansanderson:

when you do all of the work for a “group” project

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me:

you:

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

- Groucho Marx

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.

- Groucho Marx

When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.

- Groucho Marx

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

- Groucho Marx

Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.

- Groucho Marx

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

- Groucho Marx (via quotes-shape-us)

stopdrake2k14:

PEOPLE HAVE BEEN PUTTING DRAKE’S FACE ON WHEELCHAIR SIGNS AROUND TORONTO

(Source: alliartist)

indepenisday:

Banana Knuckles (organic edible brass knuckles) with mp3 player

(Source: indepenisday)

a-trex:

I’m really excited for the new Smash Bros.