
I, Johnny, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the Friend Zone, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the Friend Zone.
Note that he was only allowed to hang out there for five minutes. So brave..
Aww, poor Johnny…
Friendzone Johnny just made my night.
It’s neat watching a meme being born on reddit and then tumblr finding out about it three days later.
FUCK THE FRIEND ZONE. JEDI MIND TRICKS WON’T EVEN WORK!